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User Profile of smarty3000

Gender male
Birthdate May 30
Registered since May 17, 2006
Rank Regular User
Total segments in the gallery 2541K
Number of contributions 106
User information Yea...so I'm 15 don't draw that much, but I do occasionally. I use a mouse...and I live in New Jersey?...that's about all that's related to this...chat here a lot.

Some random crap from aim, iscribble, isketch, and skype:

smarty3000 kicks school in the a$$
Ybur: School has no ass.
Ybur: It's too dorky to have something to shake to a good song.
BEATNGU: but it has an a-money-money.

Touch: I need to do someone easy.
Touch: something*
Touch: O_O

caprisun(Touch): I LICKED
caprisun(Touch): CLICKED*

Bren: Pasta la vista baby

Amanda(Touch): ha
Amanda(Touch): I got up to 9 sex
Amanda(Touch): sec**
Amanda(Touch): O_O

Hayden: I need help.

Justine(Precipice): call beian
Justine(Precipice): brain8
Justine(Precipice): brian

Amanda(Touch): I Like bunnies.
Amanda(Touch): You said that you want to kill bunnies!
Amanda(Touch): :(

Ybur: my nickname at school sometimes is abhalicious.
smarty3000: mine are maxipad, llama and fatass
Ybur: fatass?
Ybur: ur a fucking stick
smarty3000: fatass because i was 12 pounds when i was born
Ybur: woah
Ybur: fucking stick
Ybur: not like fucking
Ybur: stick
Ybur: oh god its late
smarty3000: haha fucking stick...

max (smarty3000): ive been raping for 17 yrs ok
max (smarty3000): rapping*
max (smarty3000): O__O

"Aquard" ~Adam

Adam: put that on your resimay
Adam: uhhh
Adam: that's not spelled right

Ybur: Omfg
Omfg entered this board.

Hayden: Aww BMB stands for be my baby
Hayden: Adam bmb
Adam: ok
smarty3000: lol
Adam: adan hmb
Adam: hayden hmb*
smarty3000: O_o
smarty3000: adan??
Hayden: whats hmb
Adam: have my baby
Hayden: have my babies
Hayden: hold my baby
smarty3000: hug my boobies
Hayden: max i will not hug your boobies
smarty3000: what boobies...I'm flat chested
Hayden: haha

Hayden: I gtg in 3 minutes
smarty3000: me 2
Ybur: ..
Ybur: why
smarty3000: im going to the beach tomorrow
Hayden: im opening at work
Ybur: ah
BEATNGU: opening your legs
Adam: hahaha
Adam: woo
smarty3000: haha
Hayden: those are always open
Adam: im sure shes always open though
BEATNGU: lol
smarty3000: hahaha!
Adam: she even beat me to it
Adam lol beat me
smarty3000: this is going in my profile...lol
smarty3000: haha adam
Hayden: im open 24/7
BEATNGU: like ihop
Adam: haha
Hayden: yes
Adam: free pancakes!!
smarty3000: xD
BEATNGU: ihoh
Hayden: and i am famous for my special sauce
BEATNGU: international house of hayden

Ybur: uno
Ybur: dos
Adam: tres
Ybur: cuatro
smarty3000: cinco
smarty3000: seis
Ybur: siete
Adam: nueve
Ybur: what
jynx: ocho
smarty3000: ocho**
Ybur: hahahahaha
smarty3000: haha wow adam u suck
Adam: o woops

Hayden: mm porn time
BEATNGU: mm
Ybur: O_O;
smarty3000: hah

Touch: ch ch chia
smarty3000: amandas my chia pet
smarty3000: with her plant pigtails

Touch: http://upload.toolmaker.nl/cat_pringles.jpg
Touch: ..
Touch: meow
Bren: once you poop you just can't stop
smarty3000: ive been pooping for 17 years
Bren: max
Bren: you're full of shit
smarty3000: i know
Touch: haha

Hayden: aw adam you came
Hayden gets a mop

smarty3000: holy shit
smarty3000: someone just did loud fireworks...like right outside my house
Touch: someone just did me
Touch: like right inside my house

Ybur: k ttyl
Ybur: getting drilled by dad.

smarty3000: my typo disease is kicking in
Hayden: haha
Hayden: what
smarty3000: it's like a woman's period
smarty3000: it comes in out of no where
Hayden: wtf max
Hayden: hahahahahahahaha
smarty3000: every once in a while

Hayden: (hyperventilating in skype call) hmphahmphahmphahmphahahaha
10 minutes later...
Hayden: HMPHAHMPHAHMPHAHMPFAHAHAHA
smarty3000: hayden stop having asthma attacks!
smarty3000: you should have an inhaler
(Ybur, Hayden, and smarty3000 laughing in background)

Ybur: WHO YOU GONNA CALL
Ybur: GHOST BUSTASSSS
Ybur: >_>..
Ybur: bustass...

smarty3000: omg i just spilled iced tea all over myself...
smarty3000: x.x
Touch: have u tried the iced tea at dunkin donuts
smarty3000: no
Touch: idk if its good...i wanna try it
smarty3000: my shit iis all wet
smarty3000: shirt*
smarty3000: O_O
Touch: your shit is stanky

Touch: diego is annoying
Hayden: wrong chat amanda
Touch left this chat.
Diego: :(

(Skype call)
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
smarty3000: wtf there's like a calpping noise
Adam: now diego's fapping

(In Isketch)
The word was Max Headroom.
Ybur: oh
digkv: haha wtf
digkv: who is that?
Adam: it was Max
Hayden: why was he black
smarty3000: haha
digkv: haha
jynx: he is black
Hayden: no he isnt
jynx: psh
Hayden: he's mexican
Adam: same thing
Hayden: lololololol
Adam: paurtar rican*
Adam: i cant spell it
Adam: but yea
Hayden: paurtar
Touch: hahaha
smarty3000: puerto rican*
Hayden: hahahahaahahahahahaha
smarty3000: ahahaha

(In Isketch playing lewd)
(Ybur drawing)
Hayden: is that a vagina
smarty3000: lol
Hayden: omg wtf
Hayden: is it smoking...
smarty3000: i think thats cum
Ybur has skipped the word.
Ybur: lmao
smarty3000: ahahaha
Hayden: hahahahahahahaha

Ybur: I think we all need to breathe
Ybur: breathe in breath out
Alexis: who's breeding?
smarty3000: haha breeding
Hayden: breed in breed out

Ybur: max says
Ybur: get on gasp
GASP: loll
Ybur: er
Ybur: way
GASP: LOL
Ybur: what
Erica.420: i went to sleep at 6am yesterday n woke up at 8am
Kudzu entered this board.
Ybur: I meant, get on skype, gasp
GASP: wtf i dont paly that freaky shit
Ybur: dear god
GASP: lol
Erica.420: Hahaha
GASP: lol

Alexis: Bren says he's ready to come
smarty3000: what? woah!
(Ybur, smarty3000, Brian, Hayden, Alexis, Adam, etc. laughing)

Ybur: I drew a girl
Ybur: and i really like it
smarty3000: haha...sounds like i kissed a girl
Ybur: lol

BEATNGU: i max
BEATNGU: hi max*
smarty3000: haha nice

Adam: jajaja
Adam: hahaha*
smarty3000: ahaahaha
Hayden: jaja
smarty3000: jajajajajajaja
Adam: thats how they laugh in other countries
smarty3000: spanish countries
smarty3000: cus they j sound is the h sound
Adam: oh i thought they said it with the j sound
Adam: jajajaja
smarty3000: lmao
smarty3000: stupid
Adam: im fucking kidding
Hayden: haha
Brian: haha
smarty3000: :p
Adam: hey max there was this show on yesterday
Adam: about roller coasters
Adam: and they showed the one you went on
Adam: farenheit?
smarty3000: farenheit?
smarty3000: :o
Adam: HAHAHAHA
Adam: we even both did the question mark
smarty3000: ahahaha

smarty3000: abhalicious defanitious makes colas go crazy
squibbit: wooby whats it mean to blow up someone's ass? D:
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEATNGU: hahahaha
Ybur: O_O
smarty3000: lmao
xephyr: you don't wanna know
Ybur stuffs squib in a sack
Ybur: x________x
squibbit: Dx
smarty3000: squibbit is officially
Ybur: NO
smarty3000: hilarious
squibbit: D:
Ybur: xD
squibbit: am not
smarty3000: ahaha abha
blasfemme: lmao
BEATNGU: ruby, what's anal beads?
Ybur: omg im not dot!
blasfemme: hahahahahahahahahhaaha
smarty3000: hahahahaha
squibbit: =o what's anal?
smarty3000: LMAO
smarty3000: ahh im crying from laughing...
smarty3000: djshjksgjslka;
BEATNGU: anal refers to your anus, or anal sphincter
BEATNGU: also known as your butthole
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: omg
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: hahahaha
Ybur: DFJSHKLAJK;JGASJGKAJKHDFJ
squibbit: oh D;
Ybur: SHUSH
blasfemme: hahahahaha

squibbit: TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS TOO WOOBY DX
Hellkeffnnir entered this board.
Ybur: what
Ybur: vaginal discharge means?
squibbit: yes
BEATNGU: its discharge
BEATNGU: from a vagina
squibbit: sounds italian

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