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User Profile of smarty3000

Gender male
Birthdate May 30
iScribble awards Competition 2009/1
Registered since May 17, 2006
Rank Regular User
Total segments in the gallery 2591K
Number of contributions 104
User information Yea...so I'm 15 don't draw that much, but I do occasionally. I use a mouse...and I live in New Jersey?...that's about all that's related to this...chat here a lot.

Some random crap from aim, iscribble, isketch, and skype:

smarty3000 kicks school in the a$$
Ybur: School has no ass.
Ybur: It's too dorky to have something to shake to a good song.
BEATNGU: but it has an a-money-money.

Touch: I need to do someone easy.
Touch: something*
Touch: O_O

caprisun(Touch): I LICKED
caprisun(Touch): CLICKED*

Bren: Pasta la vista baby

Amanda(Touch): ha
Amanda(Touch): I got up to 9 sex
Amanda(Touch): sec**
Amanda(Touch): O_O

Hayden: I need help.

Justine(Precipice): call beian
Justine(Precipice): brain8
Justine(Precipice): brian

Amanda(Touch): I Like bunnies.
Amanda(Touch): You said that you want to kill bunnies!
Amanda(Touch): :(

Ybur: my nickname at school sometimes is abhalicious.
smarty3000: mine are maxipad, llama and fatass
Ybur: fatass?
Ybur: ur a fucking stick
smarty3000: fatass because i was 12 pounds when i was born
Ybur: woah
Ybur: fucking stick
Ybur: not like fucking
Ybur: stick
Ybur: oh god its late
smarty3000: haha fucking stick...

max (smarty3000): ive been raping for 17 yrs ok
max (smarty3000): rapping*
max (smarty3000): O__O

"Aquard" ~Adam

Adam: put that on your resimay
Adam: uhhh
Adam: that's not spelled right

Ybur: Omfg
Omfg entered this board.

Hayden: Aww BMB stands for be my baby
Hayden: Adam bmb
Adam: ok
smarty3000: lol
Adam: adan hmb
Adam: hayden hmb*
smarty3000: O_o
smarty3000: adan??
Hayden: whats hmb
Adam: have my baby
Hayden: have my babies
Hayden: hold my baby
smarty3000: hug my boobies
Hayden: max i will not hug your boobies
smarty3000: what boobies...I'm flat chested
Hayden: haha

Hayden: I gtg in 3 minutes
smarty3000: me 2
Ybur: ..
Ybur: why
smarty3000: im going to the beach tomorrow
Hayden: im opening at work
Ybur: ah
BEATNGU: opening your legs
Adam: hahaha
Adam: woo
smarty3000: haha
Hayden: those are always open
Adam: im sure shes always open though
BEATNGU: lol
smarty3000: hahaha!
Adam: she even beat me to it
Adam lol beat me
smarty3000: this is going in my profile...lol
smarty3000: haha adam
Hayden: im open 24/7
BEATNGU: like ihop
Adam: haha
Hayden: yes
Adam: free pancakes!!
smarty3000: xD
BEATNGU: ihoh
Hayden: and i am famous for my special sauce
BEATNGU: international house of hayden

Ybur: uno
Ybur: dos
Adam: tres
Ybur: cuatro
smarty3000: cinco
smarty3000: seis
Ybur: siete
Adam: nueve
Ybur: what
jynx: ocho
smarty3000: ocho**
Ybur: hahahahaha
smarty3000: haha wow adam u suck
Adam: o woops

Hayden: mm porn time
BEATNGU: mm
Ybur: O_O;
smarty3000: hah

Touch: ch ch chia
smarty3000: amandas my chia pet
smarty3000: with her plant pigtails

Touch: http://upload.toolmaker.nl/cat_pringles.jpg
Touch: ..
Touch: meow
Bren: once you poop you just can't stop
smarty3000: ive been pooping for 17 years
Bren: max
Bren: you're full of shit
smarty3000: i know
Touch: haha

Hayden: aw adam you came
Hayden gets a mop

smarty3000: holy shit
smarty3000: someone just did loud fireworks...like right outside my house
Touch: someone just did me
Touch: like right inside my house

Ybur: k ttyl
Ybur: getting drilled by dad.

smarty3000: my typo disease is kicking in
Hayden: haha
Hayden: what
smarty3000: it's like a woman's period
smarty3000: it comes in out of no where
Hayden: wtf max
Hayden: hahahahahahahaha
smarty3000: every once in a while

Hayden: (hyperventilating in skype call) hmphahmphahmphahmphahahaha
10 minutes later...
Hayden: HMPHAHMPHAHMPHAHMPFAHAHAHA
smarty3000: hayden stop having asthma attacks!
smarty3000: you should have an inhaler
(Ybur, Hayden, and smarty3000 laughing in background)

Ybur: WHO YOU GONNA CALL
Ybur: GHOST BUSTASSSS
Ybur: >_>..
Ybur: bustass...

smarty3000: omg i just spilled iced tea all over myself...
smarty3000: x.x
Touch: have u tried the iced tea at dunkin donuts
smarty3000: no
Touch: idk if its good...i wanna try it
smarty3000: my shit iis all wet
smarty3000: shirt*
smarty3000: O_O
Touch: your shit is stanky

Touch: diego is annoying
Hayden: wrong chat amanda
Touch left this chat.
Diego: :(

(Skype call)
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
smarty3000: wtf there's like a calpping noise
Adam: now diego's fapping

(In Isketch)
The word was Max Headroom.
Ybur: oh
digkv: haha wtf
digkv: who is that?
Adam: it was Max
Hayden: why was he black
smarty3000: haha
digkv: haha
jynx: he is black
Hayden: no he isnt
jynx: psh
Hayden: he's mexican
Adam: same thing
Hayden: lololololol
Adam: paurtar rican*
Adam: i cant spell it
Adam: but yea
Hayden: paurtar
Touch: hahaha
smarty3000: puerto rican*
Hayden: hahahahaahahahahahaha
smarty3000: ahahaha

(In Isketch playing lewd)
(Ybur drawing)
Hayden: is that a vagina
smarty3000: lol
Hayden: omg wtf
Hayden: is it smoking...
smarty3000: i think thats cum
Ybur has skipped the word.
Ybur: lmao
smarty3000: ahahaha
Hayden: hahahahahahahaha

Ybur: I think we all need to breathe
Ybur: breathe in breath out
Alexis: who's breeding?
smarty3000: haha breeding
Hayden: breed in breed out

Ybur: max says
Ybur: get on gasp
GASP: loll
Ybur: er
Ybur: way
GASP: LOL
Ybur: what
Erica.420: i went to sleep at 6am yesterday n woke up at 8am
Kudzu entered this board.
Ybur: I meant, get on skype, gasp
GASP: wtf i dont paly that freaky shit
Ybur: dear god
GASP: lol
Erica.420: Hahaha
GASP: lol

Alexis: Bren says he's ready to come
smarty3000: what? woah!
(Ybur, smarty3000, Brian, Hayden, Alexis, Adam, etc. laughing)

Ybur: I drew a girl
Ybur: and i really like it
smarty3000: haha...sounds like i kissed a girl
Ybur: lol

BEATNGU: i max
BEATNGU: hi max*
smarty3000: haha nice

Adam: jajaja
Adam: hahaha*
smarty3000: ahaahaha
Hayden: jaja
smarty3000: jajajajajajaja
Adam: thats how they laugh in other countries
smarty3000: spanish countries
smarty3000: cus they j sound is the h sound
Adam: oh i thought they said it with the j sound
Adam: jajajaja
smarty3000: lmao
smarty3000: stupid
Adam: im fucking kidding
Hayden: haha
Brian: haha
smarty3000: :p
Adam: hey max there was this show on yesterday
Adam: about roller coasters
Adam: and they showed the one you went on
Adam: farenheit?
smarty3000: farenheit?
smarty3000: :o
Adam: HAHAHAHA
Adam: we even both did the question mark
smarty3000: ahahaha

smarty3000: abhalicious defanitious makes colas go crazy
squibbit: wooby whats it mean to blow up someone's ass? D:
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEATNGU: hahahaha
Ybur: O_O
smarty3000: lmao
xephyr: you don't wanna know
Ybur stuffs squib in a sack
Ybur: x________x
squibbit: Dx
smarty3000: squibbit is officially
Ybur: NO
smarty3000: hilarious
squibbit: D:
Ybur: xD
squibbit: am not
smarty3000: ahaha abha
blasfemme: lmao
BEATNGU: ruby, what's anal beads?
Ybur: omg im not dot!
blasfemme: hahahahahahahahahhaaha
smarty3000: hahahahaha
squibbit: =o what's anal?
smarty3000: LMAO
smarty3000: ahh im crying from laughing...
smarty3000: djshjksgjslka;
BEATNGU: anal refers to your anus, or anal sphincter
BEATNGU: also known as your butthole
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: omg
smarty3000 whispers to Ybur: hahahaha
Ybur: DFJSHKLAJK;JGASJGKAJKHDFJ
squibbit: oh D;
Ybur: SHUSH
blasfemme: hahahahaha

squibbit: TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS TOO WOOBY DX
Hellkeffnnir entered this board.
Ybur: what
Ybur: vaginal discharge means?
squibbit: yes
BEATNGU: its discharge
BEATNGU: from a vagina
squibbit: sounds italian

Hayden: OMG SHINee
Hayden: i want to sex all pof them!\
Hayden: omg
Hayden: i need new pants

Abha: brb need to find a razor blade
ni: DON'T DO IT ABHA
Peter: ...
Maxwell: ahaha
Peter: im confused
Peter: O_O
Brian: hahahahaha

Hayden: im looking to see if i can find the vagina
Adam: in your pants?

Ybur: hey max i put analbum
Maxwell: que?
Ybur: an album*
Ybur: ahahahahahaha...
Maxwell: oh lmfao...

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