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February 12
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January 29, 2010
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Total segments in the gallery |
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Doomy.: pissdoms.
Rennniiii entered this board.
Rennniiii: Soup? :o
Lex.: No, peanut butter.
Pikapocalypse entered this board.
Lex.: LOOK IT'S A PEOPLE.
Dragg: lol ok
Dragg: Hi People!!
Pikapocalypse: hai im a people  DD
Dragg: Hehe
Lex.: XDD Most times I say that, they don't play along. They run.
Dragg: well this one is nice
Lex.: XD
Pikapocalypse: lol
Pikapocalypse: ima not a rude people 
Lex.: I'ma impatient people.
Lex.: 8|
Pikapocalypse: me too's ._.
Gauze.: I have a DSlite and it suuuuucks
Gauze.: the connection ssuususususususckcks
Gauze.: i was a DSi.
Gauze.: ..
Gauze.: want*
MirukuIsMad: YOU WERE A DSI.
Gauze.: I WAS
Gauze.: BUT THAT WAS
Gauze.: A LONG TIME AGO
Gauze.: ...NOW I'M A 360.
Kirein entered this board.
Lex.: Yeah. XD
FirebenderRook: XDDD
Lex.: HEY PEOPLE.
Lex.: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Kirein switched to the lobby.
FirebenderRook: ...
FirebenderRook: XDDDD
Lex.: LOLOLOL
FirebenderRook: NICE WORK THAR
Lex.: Y THANK YA.
bizzster entered this board.
M0nk is uncomfortable now
Lex.: Dude. I suck on my tablet pen because I like to imagine it.
Lex.: BLISS.
Lex.: I MEAN BIZZ.
M0nk in a good way, lol
Lex.: YOU'RE BACK.
RookAru: I want to go to that supermarket
RookAru: They have
RookAru: DANCING. WEINERS.
Lex.: WHY
Lex.: IS
Lex.: MY
Lex.: TABLET
Lex.: NOT
Lex.: WORKING.
Lex.: >8C
RookAru: BECAUSE
RookAru: YOU
RookAru: KEEP
RookAru: ONE
RookAru: LINING
RookAru: POSTS
RookAru: If you have a leash too
RookAru: I will
RookAru: eat
RookAru: your
RookAru: ...
RookAru: FACE.
Lex.: I do.
Lex.: IT matches.
RookAru: ...
RookAru: ..........
RookAru: *EATSYOURFACE*
RookAru: BETCH.
Lex. has her face eaten
RookAru: Tastes like
RookAru: ..
RookAru: DANCING WEINER
Lex.: *swings the leash* You know you want me. ;D
ta-bjo signed out.
Ladybug101 entered this board.
Miruku.: IF YOU
Miruku.: EVER
Miruku.: TOUCH MY ASS
Miruku.: I'LL EAT YOU.
Ladybug101 switched to the lobby.
MirukuIsPissed: *was checking her dinosaur old private boards* ....when did I make a board called Blarf? .___.;;
RookAru: ... long long ago, when dinosaurs still ruled the earth, a little girl named Lex stumbled across a board. She loved this board, and affectionately named it 'Blarf.'
RookAru: The end.
EGSecurity entered this board.
RookAru: XDDD
Lexie.: Back.
EGSecurity: ...
RookAru: You should beee
EGSecurity: What did I just click into?
RookAru: Yo yo yo
Lexie.: Your mom.
RookAru: Sex den
RookAru: wanna buy some weed?
EGSecurity: My mom is uglier.
EGSecurity: Weed?
RookAru: ..wait
EGSecurity: Sure.
RookAru: TOO BAD. We only do crack in here.
Lexie.: .....this was a failed scare. Lovely.
Miruku.: Norton popped up with the monthly report and it got rid of THREE high risk viruses. ._.;;
RookAru: YAY
RookAru: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, MY SISTER, M DOG
Ta-bjo: and me? C:
RookAru: WHO MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE
Miruku.: LOL.
RookAru: BECAUSE TOGETHER
RookAru: WE. WILL. BEAT. AIDS.
lava1o entered this board.
Erodus3385: with carrots
Erodus3385: oh hello there
lava1o switched to the lobby.
Lexie.: They don't really taste like tacos. Kinda like just spicy cheese. Fff. xD
Lexie.: THE BAG LIED. >:I
RookAru: LOL XD
RookAru: Or was it the tacos..?
RookAru: Find out in the next exciting installment of.. LEX'S LUNCH
RookAru: DUNDUNDUN
Ta-bjo: why not just say master? XP
RookAru: Because... because shut up
deersoup: everyone go to layer 3
deersoup: i wanna make a bg
armykat: ok, mom
deersoup: stfu
Cerejah-cherry entered this board.
Doomy.: penis.
Lexie.: Buttsex.
Doomy.: tits.
ta-bjo: you want it? eue
Cerejah-cherry switched to the lobby.
Lexie.: LOLOLOL.
Doomy.: LOLOL.
RookAru: Rockksss
RookAru: Rock hard
RookAru: e__e
Chrono.: O_O
Doomy.: ....Lovely.
Lexie.: That's nice.
RookAru: YOU GUYS ARE SO GROSS FOR THINKING THAT
RookAru: EW
Lexie.: U kno u liek eet.
Chrono.: A submarine; Long hard and full of seamen
Lexie.: FUCK MY ASS HURTS LIKE A BITCH. FUCKITY FUCK. >8U
Doomy.: SHE ON HER PERIOD
Doomy.: YOU KNOW
Lexie.: YES
Lexie.: AND I FEEL LIKE BITCHING.
Lexie.: >8C
Doomy.: THAT TIME OF THE MONTH THAT MOTHER NATURE BITES YOU IN THE ASS
Doomy.: ....LITERALLY
Lexie.: LOLOL.
Rekkusu: XDD
Tama...: shut up and keep writing XD
Rekkusu: OH FUCK YOU. :'C *runs off to Word*
Landen: knock knock
Rekkusu: Hmm?
Landen: knock knock
Rekkusu: Who's there. XD
Landen: Canada. :3
Rekkusu: Canada who.
Landen: Exactly
Rekkusu: .........FFF.
Stereo.Sound entered this board.
Lexie.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Stereo.Sound switched to the lobby.
Lexie.:
Edo-Kun: Hello~Anyone know of someone who has the username of Danval11? They got banned and I am trying to find them on another account.
Lexie.: .....no.
Lexie.: Dude, that's a chance of 1 in 498535734875875347 you'll find that person. Get out. :|
Chrono.: wow lex
Edo-Kun: Well there is still a chance then
Lexie.: I feel liek being a bitch tonight. So fuck me. :|
Edo-Kun: And I Wil find them if its the last thing I do
Lexie.: Lovely.
Lexie.: Go do that then.
Lexie.: You obviously have no life if the "last thing you do" is searching for a perso nwho probably didn't make another account.
RookAru: You sound like a charcater from Scooby Doo, Edo Kun
RookAru: AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS
RookAru: AND YOUR DOG
Lexie.: LOL.
Lexie. high fives Rook
Edo-Kun switched to the lobby.
Lexie.: TROLOLOL.
Urch: BUUUURN
RookAru: PMSing = Time to check Java website!
RookAru: It'd be like a reminder
Doomy.: XDD
DelightiBitch: Well, unless you're me. I can go 2-3 months without my period. FFFFFUU.
DelightiBitch: XDDD
Doomy.: ........that..WOULD work. |D
Ta-bjo: XD
RookAru: Ahh lcuky betchh
Ta-bjo: then remind me of stuff :3
DelightiBitch: FFF.
RookAru: *lucky
Doomy.: I get mine almost every month. its rare that its late for me :I
DelightiBitch: But then they catch up with me and last the entire month. :|
RookAru: See, I'm open minded!
RookAru: Meh ;A;
Doomy.: O.o Oh god.
DelightiBitch: These pads are hurting my ass because I've been wearign them for 3 weeks now. >8U *Dies*
Doomy.: FFFF D:
Doomy.: USE
Doomy.: A
RookAru: Blarghh
Doomy.: TAMPON
DelightiBitch: NO.
Doomy.: DAMNIT.
DelightiBitch: NONONONONONONO.
DelightiBitch: 8C
RookAru: WHY
Doomy.: FFFFFFFF.
Doomy.: THEY DONT HURT
DelightiBitch would be scarred for life
DelightiBitch: BECAUSE
DelightiBitch: IT
Doomy.: AND YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE EM AS OFTEN.
DelightiBitch: IS
DelightiBitch: GROSS.
Doomy.: PADS ARE WORSE.
DelightiBitch: |8C
DelightiBitch: I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. XDD
RookAru: I use both XD
Doomy.: ......and you can actually flush them down the fucking toilet. :I
RookAru: Pftttt XDDDD
Doomy. slaughters her chihuahua.
DelightiBitch is a loser and has never even seen a tampon . .n.
Doomy.: FFFF.
Doomy.: ...the ones I buy are pretty
DelightiBitch: YEAH. :C
RookAru: LOL XD
Doomy. is killed
DelightiBitch: ....that's nice.
DelightiBitch: XDDDDD
RookAru: Pearlll? XD
Doomy.: Thank you.
Doomy.: No :C
RookAru: TAMPAX PEARL
RookAru is killed
DelightiBitch: Something that goes up yo ass is pretty....lovely.
DelightiBitch: XDDD
Doomy.: I USE KOTEX BETCH U:<
Doomy.:
RookAru: FFFFFFF
Doomy.: TECHNICALLY
Doomy.: ITS NOT YOUR ASS
RookAru: BUT TAMPAX STOPS MOTHER NATURE'S GIFT
DelightiBitch: Kotex products give me a rash. I'm serious. XD I tried using their pads and I get this bad painful rash....everywhere. :C
RookAru: SEE
Doomy.: FFUUU-
RookAru: TAMPAX IS BETTER
Doomy.: BUTBUTBUT
DelightiBitch: I use a brand called Always Maxi. XDD
Doomy.: THEY COME IN 96796576967 DIFFERENT COLORS
Doomy.: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT
Doomy.: DUDE.
RookAru can't believe she's arguing about sanitary towels XD
Ta-bjo sits here and don't understand a thing e.e
Doomy.: LOL.
DelightiBitch: LOLOL.
DelightiBitch is dying of laughter irl
RookAru: XDDDDDD
RookAru: BECAUSE TAMPAX
RookAru: STOP
RookAru: MOTHER
Doomy. is too
RookAru: NATURE'S
RookAru: GIFT
DelightiBitch: This....is SO fuckinggoing in my accoutn description. XDD
Ta-bjo: OKAY
Doomy.: TAMPAX CAN SUCK A DICK
Doomy.: KOTEX IS THE SHIT
Doomy.: BETCH
RookAru: THEY LOOK LIKE DICKS
RookAru: SO EVERYBODY WINS
Doomy.: ...KOTEX LOOKS LIKE...
DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDD
Doomy.: a very tiny dick.
DelightiBitch: Justin Bieber's dick.
RookAru: IT'S CALLED A NIBBLET
DelightiBitch shuts up
Ta-bjo guesses that this is'nt something I should be thinking of e.e
RookAru: SWEET. NIBBLETS.
Doomy.: ......
RookAru: SEE?
Ta-bjo: LOL JUSTIN BIEBER XD
DelightiBitch: LOL.
Doomy.: Lovely, Lex.
RookAru: XDDDD
DelightiBitch:
DelightiBitch: My definition of "tampon": Butt plug. Nuff said.
DelightiBitch: Literally. ^
Doomy.: ...LOVELY.
DelightiBitch: LOL.
RookAru: "A Guide to Periods, by Lex, Doomy and Rook! Oh yeah, and Tama was kind of just..there" XDD
DelightiBitch: .....now the thought of me going up to Gail saying "HEY, MOM, I WANT TO GET A SEX CHANGE. GOT $500?! "
Doomy.: THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR DICK, WASH OUR DICK, WASH OUR DICK.
DelightiBitch: LOL.
RookAru: OMG XDDDDDD
Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Doomy.: THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR DICK
Doomy.: EARLY IN THE MORNING
Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDD
RookAru: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Doomy.: XDDD
DelightiBitch: "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" everywhere.
Ta-bjo: to many "XD"s
DelightiBitch: XDDDDD
Ta-bjo: XD
Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDDDDD
RookAru: PENIS
Doomy.: XDDDDDDDDDD
DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ta-bjo: PINGAS
Doomy.: BUTTSEX
Ta-bjo: MAHBOI
RookAru: AWYEAH
DelightiBitch: SHITFLAVOREDCONDOMS.
DelightiBitch: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME IN A BOTTLE AND MY MOTHER BOUGHT IT. |8C
Masked entered this board.
RookAru: And bananas
Masked switched to the lobby.
Doomy.: ROOK.
Doomy.: LOL. YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS TO PROM. http://www.milanoo.com/Dark-Red-Satin-Cotton-Sweet-Lolita-Dress-p51016.html
RookAru signed out.
LEXIEBITCH: ...........you killed her.
Doomy.: fufuu.
huh entered this board.
huh: And this is why roleplays were banned.
huh switched to the lobby.
Lexie. whispers to huh: Trolololol.
Lexie.: BECAUSE I HAVE HOMO ECONOMICS.
Lexie.: I MEAN HOME.
Lexie.: WHATEVER.
Lexie.: SAME MEANING.
Lexie.: >:C
RookAru: NOW YOUR HAPLESS BODIES SHALL BE MINE... MIIIINEEEEE
Chrono.: I WANT A PIE
RookAru: THE STRAW IS DROWWNNING
FuckYou: Mine is that ugly baby pink color with white writing that says "Bama Princess" and a crown in yellow on it. jgkndfjgfdg-- I got it like 5 years ago.
Ta-bjo: OBAMA PRINCESS? XD
Bloodr4v3n entered this board.
Sarabazzar: HOLOLOLOLO
Bloodr4v3n switched to the lobby.
Lexie.: FDGDFGWR#%$E
Lexie.: WHY
Lexie.: WILL
Lexie.: THIS FUCKING DOCUMENT
Lexie.: NOT
Lexie.: FUCKING
Lexie.: OPEN.
Lexie. rages
RookAru: BECAUSE... BECAUSE
RookAru takes a deep breath
RookAru: SHUT UP
Hatred: Aren't we pretty and colorful. lol
yesofcourse entered this board.
Hatred: I like everything else, Because there's only 2 things I love.
Zarry: MLP seems to be stronger than the FBI XD
Fluttershy.: Ikr. XD
Zarry: That's actually so funny XD
Zarry: ... But at the same time kind of scary
Zarry: oAo
Zarry: Like, imagine the paedophiles we could be protecting without realizing
Zarry: OIR
Zarry: OR
Zarry: OR
Zarry: OR
Zarry: THE UM
Zarry: CUPCAKES
Zarry: WE COULD BE KEEPING
Zarry: FROM UM
Zarry: OBAMA
Zarry: YEAH
Fluttershy.: LOLOLOLOL.
Zarry: =u= Fuck presidents, they can get their own
luvzMelody entered this board.
Fluttershy.: Ello~
luvzMelody switched to the lobby.
Fluttershy.: I SWEAR--
Fluttershy.: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME.
OHMY entered this board.
OHMY: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS.. 5?
OHMY: GROW UP!
OHMY switched to the lobby.
Fluttershy. whispers to OHMY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related
Cyboarg entered this board.
Cyboarg switched to the lobby.
Fluttershy. whispers to cyboarg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related
Cyboarg entered this board.
Cyboarg: ;n; that scared me
Fluttershy. whispers to kumiaru.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related
Kumiaru. whispers: OHGOD DUN KILL MEEEE XD
Ta-bjo: that's so rude saying that we are completely into sexual socialty... yush we are eue
RookAru: XDDD
Lexie.: LOLOL.
Cat..: o.O XD
Ta-bjo: ahum
Ta-bjo: are'nt we?
Ta-bjo: XD
Lexie.: Yes. XD
Cat..: I sure am not... XD
RookAru: WHAT'S SEX
RookAru: WHATISTHAT
Ta-bjo: ITS FUN :3
Lexie.: YOU'RE 16 AND WHAT IS THIS SEX YO USPEAK OF.
Lexie.: XDDD
Ta-bjo: WANNA TRY?!
Ta-bjo: XDDDD
Cat..: Let's get out of here, Keikitteh.
Cat..: o.O
Lexie.:
Lexie.:
Lexie.:
Lexie.:
Lexie.:
Keikitty: :o
Keikitty: 'kay
Cat..: Spam friggin much?
Lexie.: Yes.
Lexie.:
JennyRocks entered this board.
Ta-bjo: BONER WRAPPING AROUND EVERYONE
RookAruu: Can I lick your face?
JennyRocks switched to the lobby.
Miruku.: BECAUSE IT'S SHIT.
RookAru: Good enough reason 8D
Miruku.: Yes.
RookAruu: "I'm lesbian!" "...apparently there's a movie about a dog and a dolphin who fall in love..."
RookAruu: Lesbians = dogs and dolphins falling in love, Banana = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle yoghurt
Ta-bjo falls asleep =u=
Ta-bjo: zzzz
RookAru: XD
RookAru: NEDC
RookAru: You're so cuttteeeee <333
RookAru glomps
Ta-bjo: mwehehehe x3 <3333
RookAru: <333333
Miruku.: LOVEY DOVEY SHIT.
Miruku.: IT BURNSSSS.
Ta-bjo: what's more manly than two men fucking?
Miruku.: Three men fucking.
Miruku.: "*in chat* HNGGGGGGGG" "*on board* WOOOO~" What the shit did I miss.
Miruku.: YOU GUYS TOOK DRUGS WITHOUT ME. FRIENDSHIP MEANS NOTHING ANYMOREEEE. *emocries*
Pitch-: wb sexie
Pitch-: i mean lexie
Lexie.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Lexie. explodes
Ta-bjo: CHOCOLATE PUDDING
Ta-bjo signed out.
Bluueee entered this board.
Lexie.: >8B
Bluueee switched to the lobby.
KayaAngel whispers: SEXAH LEXAH
jasonslv entered this board.
RookAru: ... DOG AND DOLPHIN SEX
jasonslv switched to the lobby.
RookAru: THIS HOUSE HAS TOO MANY BISCUITS FOR ME NOT TO BE FAT
Ahutchison entered this board.
Miruku.: XD
RookAru: AHH THIS SONG
Miruku.: HELLO
RookAru: SO NOSTALGIC
Miruku.: RUN FOR YO LIFE PERSON.
Miruku.: D
Miruku.: BECAUSE WE'RE
Miruku.: PSYCHO DESSUUU
RookAru: WE WILL SMOTHER YOU IN MUTATAED TITTIES
RookAru: HOLOLOLL
Miruku.: DESU
Miruku.: DESU
Miruku.: DESU
Miruku.: DESU
Miruku.: DESU
Miruku.: TITS
Miruku.: DESU
RookAru: SUGGOOIII
Miruku.: DESU
RookAru: LOL
Miruku.:
RookAru: There is a high level of intellectual eloquency in here
RookAru: As you can see
Miruku.: Yes.
RookAru: BYE BABEZ CALL ME <3
Miruku.: So much intectultes elecrtisity.
Miruku.: <3
RookAru: HOLOLOL XD
Ahutchison switched to the lobby.
Miruku.: That
Miruku.: was
RookAru: 8'D
Miruku.: awesome
Miruku.: XD
RookAru Lex has a snail fetish
RookAru: THAT MAKES IT REAL
RookAru: Lol yay 8'D
Miruku.: LOL
RookAru: Snail fetish <3
RookAru: Mmmhmm
Miruku.: I used to breed snails
Miruku.: so
Miruku.: i guess so.
Miruku.: XDD
Miruku.: .....
Miruku.: PIGS
Miruku.: IN
Miruku.: MY
Miruku.: FUCKING
RookAru: ANUS
Spacecore: that dragon. . . has arms. . .?
SuperEeyore: Yes, most animals have the tendency to devolop those limbs, I noticed.
Lexie.: ...I'm a noob for fangirling over pixelated wolves that hate me.
Alice. entered this board.
RookAru: Knock knock who's there? It's me. Wondering why you're not naked.
Alice.: O.O
Miruku.: LOLOLOL
Miruku.: That was a warning.
Miruku.: Now leave
RookAru: I wanna see your bum I don't care what you say, no I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay
Miruku.: before the real thing comes out.
Miruku.:
Alice. switched to the lobby.
Miruku.: LOLOLOL
RookAru: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oedipusrex entered this board.
Miruku.: I
Miruku.: NEED
Miruku.: CHILI.
Oedipusrex switched to the lobby.
Lexie.: SO WHAT'S YO UOPINION ON SHOW ROOMS? *holds micorphone infront of Rook*
Ta-bjo: yeah Rook tell us *gets notepad*
RookAru: UMM
RookAru: DICKS. THANK YOU.
RookAru: Ohh,and titties
RookAru: Lots.. and lots...of titties
RookAru drools all over microphone
Ta-bjo: hmmmmm such deep touching words *writes down
Lexie.: I put a hole in the ground, poured water in it, and pushed a chicken under. It started to drown, shit an egg, then died.
Ta-bjo: "HI PLUTO!"
RookAru: "H- WAIT, SHIT I'M A PLANET, I MEAN..." *planet noises*
Lexie.: I just hit a chicken with it's own egg.
Lexie.: And the egg made another chicken.
Lexie.: Which proccedded to attack it's parent.
RookAru: ....
RookAru: You just divided by zero
Ta-bjo: ANGRY FROGS IN SPACE
Doomy.: IF YOU DIE
Doomy.: BEFORE I DIE
Doomy.: EVERYONE DIES.
Doomy.: END OF STORY.
MayaFields is killed
Doomy.: ...^ AGREED.
Maya.Finch: I want to watch One Peice, but I cant a virus free plae to watch it. >:C
Maya.Finch: place*
Maya.Finch shoots her keyboard, then eats it
RookAru goes in defence mode
RookAru: HAHA
RookAru: FUCK THE POLICE
Ta-bjo: FFFFF MY CARDS DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING
Lexie.: Now I just imagined Rook with the eyes, anettae, and wings of a moth life "FUCK YOU, I'M A MOTH."
Ta-bjo: WHY AM I TALKING TO CARDS?!
RookAru: LOLOLOLOL
RookAru is dying
Ta-bjo: XDDD
Lexie.: /ME IS TOO
System: You entered an unknown command.
Lexie. is too
Lexie.: XDD
Ta-bjo: I would take a picture of that
Lexie.: Hello, Account Description. <3
Lexie.: XDD
RookAru: FUCK THAT, MOTHS DON'T TAKE PICTURES FOR NO MOTHERFUCKER
Lexie.: Technically
Lexie.: you wouldn't have ot take ap icture
Lexie.: it'd be taken of you.
RookAru: ....
RookAru: Lex
Ta-bjo: XD
RookAru: LEX.
Lexie.:
RookAru: FUCK YOU. I AM. A MOTH.
Ta-bjo: Random old lady: "Somebody help me I'm being robbed!!"
Lexie.: I'm getting milk. Brb.
Lexie.: Go fuck a chicken
RookAru looks up from fucking turkey
RookAru: What?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Apples
Stranger: oranges
You: Pears
Stranger: bananas
You: tomatos
Stranger: cucumbers
You: mint
Stranger: toothpaste
You: Unicorns
You: there I win.
You have disconnected.
Genlove whispers: Hey hey hey it's magic
Genlove whispers: you knnnoooo-o-o
Genlove whispers: NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOOLLLDDD
Genlove whispers: I'm Myavulpix
Myavulpix whispers: Sure!
Myavulpix whispers: LOL WHOOPS
Myavulpix whispers: I'm Genlove
Genlove whispers: I'm Myavulpix
Yoler whispers to Myavulpix: ....I don't-- *head explodes*
Genlove: THAT DONT WORK
InsuranceAgent: YES IT DOES.
InsuranceAgent: SHUT UP.
AureliaCen whispers to hunter.: Invited.
AureliaCen whispers to genlove: GET IN HERE.
yara: I HAVE DRUGGGS *throws ibprofen everywhere*
yara: I CAN'T TELL IF THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S PISSED, HAPPY, HIGH AS HELL.
yara: HE'S PROBABLY ALL FUCKING THREE.
yara: DAD, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DRAGGING INTO THE BACKYARD.
crow: Alright, I'm going to stop reading that before I give into this overwhelming urge to clear out a space in my room and try to run up the wall.
crow: BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WILL NOT END WELL.
yara: IT'S GONE FROM DESU PUZZLES AND MEWACLES AND FEELS TO FUCKING CALL OF DUTY WITH PUZZLES.
yara: OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. FIND YOUR INNER CHILD AND COME UP WITH A PLOT FOR THIS-
crow: Yeah, you do that. I'm going to go get some goldfish. Brb.
yara: FUCK YOU THEN.
yara: "Sometime's it's good to think outside the box!" NIGGA THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX IS FOR ASIANS, I'M A DUMB WHITE WHORE. THE FUCK YOU WANT FROM ME.
randall: NIGGA THEY COULD HAVE FOUND AN ABANDONED BUILDING OR SOME SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, BUT NO, BITCH NIGGAS HAD TO GO HELLA BUMMY AND SHIT WITH THEIR CAVERNS AND SHIT- *flips table*
Renee: I'M SOBBING LIKE A BITCH ON HER PERIOD AND YOU LOOK LIKE SATAN.
Crow- whispers to WrongNumber: 4 AM trollin' the boards as BUTTERKNIFE. DA NA NA NA NA
WrongNumber: FUCK THIS SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCING BULLSHIT
Renee: So Dashia could be like "NIGGA YOU TRYNA ARREST ME?" and sibling rivalry and BEAT THAT ASS.
Renee: Bronev is an old bitch nigga from Targent, gais. > BRERNERV ERS ERN ERLD BERTCH NERG FRERM TERGERNT, GERS.
Renee: GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
Renee: Getting arrested > "OH HELL NO YOU NIGGAS GOT ME FUCKED UP- >8U" "ER HERL NER U NERGERS GERT MAH FERCKERD ERP" I just-
Renee: THIS IS PROOF THAT I HAVE NO LIFE.
Renee: STOP SNORTING COCAINE AND GET OFF YOUR ASS.
Lex: You're Randall, I'm Simon, and Luke's on a leash.
Lex: ALRIGHT THEN.
Matt: What are you doing besides running your yap?
Robert: Uh.... *holds up peices to the ceiling fan* .___.
Matt: IF YOU CAN BIRTH A BABY, MR. NURSE, I THINK YOU CAN PUT TOGETHER A CEILING FAN.
Renee: I'M TYPING
Renee: SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR GUN AND YOUR PUPPIES AND JEWS AND UNICORNS AND DICKS-
Renee: *jumps on the table and points at Bronev* AND FUCK YOU TOO BITCH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP MY ASS.
Renee: NOW I SEE I CANT RELY ON YOU BITCH NIGGAS AND ALL I GOT IS THIS FUCKING CAT. *holds up Princess*
Renee: The US is like one big ass hypocritical, strict, sadistic fucking parent that likes to make your life hell.
Renee: COME AT ME, HATERS. I'LL BEAT YOU ALL TO DEATH WITH THE LAYTONMOBILE THEN DUMP YOUR REMAINS ALL OVER MY MOTHER'S HOUSE.
Crow-: I'M SITTING HERE DRAWING A MALE GAME CHARACTER IN A SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORM AND I HAVE A FIC OPEN IN WORD THAT INVOLVES A TINY PERSON GETTING FINGER RAPED AND EATEN.
Crow-: I'M AS CORRUPTED AS THEY COME.
Lex-: ....question.
Lex-: How do you hide in a corner.
Lex-: IT'S A CORNER.
Renee: BITCH I AM MAGICAL.
Renee: ....Which just reminded me of that one time where Rosie tried to talk me into coming to church with her dressed all slutty with a baby doll in my arms that looks real and tie a rope around its neck and start swinging it around and have it scream and shit and I'm like "I HEAR THE VOICES!!!"
Renee: God that would have been interesting-
Renee: I think we're the only ones here who were like "*spits drank everywhere* THE FUCK YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL RELATED--" c:
Me: On TV: "Yeah, Mr. Reinel came earlier." Me: *whirls around in this motherfucking chair to look and nearly falls out*
Me: Oh my god, I suck at life so bad.
Me: Me to guys irl: BITCH, YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANNA FUCK WITH /ME/? I WILL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOUR /GRANDKIDS/ GON FEEL IT AND NO ONE'S GON BE HAPPY, AIGHT? Me to the guys in PL: gfdihgfjgfj CB *molesty touchy feely bitch rapist*
Me: "Do you want a cookie or a slice of cake?" "Yes."
Me: THAT IS NOT A VALID QUESTION.
Me: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
Renee: SO BASICALLY IN THIS THE WHOLE OF USA IS FUCKING BUBBLEWRAP LAND.
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“Weeping Willow Beach”
