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User Profile of Zemo
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female
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Birthdate |
August 14
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Registered since |
April 19, 2008
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Regular User
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Total segments in the gallery |
2367K
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Number of contributions |
31
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User information |
I AM ZEMO.
HAHA DONUTS.
Zemo: *slams face on airplane*
5+5=fishy
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NO U, O ME, YAH U.
Zemo: MAKE Zemo: A Zemo: FLYING Zemo: UM...... Zemo: TRIANGLE Zemo: YEH Midna.: ... Zemo: do that Midna.: Zemo Zemo: xDDD Zemo: .. Midna.: first pollution Zemo: ? Midna.: now a floating tryangle Midna.: atiangle Midna.: triauf8wjqg Midna.: tiangle Midna.: TRIANGLE Zemo: FLORATING TRIANGLES ARE COOL THEY GO "FLOATY FLOATY FLOATY" IN TEH AIR Zemo: .. Zemo: FLAOTING Zemo: FLOATING Midna.: ..xDDD Zemo: DO ET Zemo: DOOOOO EEET Midna.: huifehiuehqueqf Zemo: IT'S A FLOATING TRIANGLE Zemo: YOU CANNOT RESIST Zemo: OOOOOOO Midna.: yes I can Zemo: oOoOooOoOooOoOOoO Midna.: xD Zemo: NOOO YOUOOOOOU CAAAAN Zemo: T Zemo: :dDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zemo: D Midna.: *facepalm* Midna.: xD Zemo: WHOOOOO Midna.: wtf xD Zemo: ZEBRA *points to triangle* Midna.: xD Zemo: C: Midna.: :3 Midna.: :3 Zemo: :3 Midna.: ;432wgfoig Zemo: .. Zemo: :# Zemo: 3# Zemo: 33## Zemo: :# Midna.: xDDDD Zemo: : Zemo: xDD Midna.: xDD Zemo:  Zemo: xDD Midna.: xD Zemo: *is now super happy about the triangle* Midna.: wtf zemo xD Zemo: xDDIT'S FLOATY FLOATY FLOATY Midna.: xDDDDDD --------------------------------------- SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9 don t use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"
17. When you're in the elevator with other people, go real close with a goofy smile, and say something really gross about yourself. It dosn't even have to be true.
18. When you go into a public bathroom, go look into each stall till you get to the end, and do it over and over... if other people are there.
19. Finally, when you find a stall in the public bathroom, drop a marble into the toilet and scream "I DROPPED MY GLASS EYE!!"
20. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..
So-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zemo: ..dude Zemo: yesterday Zemo: morning Zemo: there was a squirrel Zemo: on our deck Zemo: and Zemo: I named it squirrely Twili-chan: G2g D: Zemo: an-D: Twili-chan: Baiii *hugs all* Zemo: *hugs* baii D: Middy: k D: *hugs* Middy: suirreluwwf Middy: fail Zemo: and an-yes Zemo: and Middy: squirrely Armageddon: oh laterz Zemo: it fell off our deck Zemo: and Zemo: it climbed back up Zemo: and i screamed "SQUIRRELY I THOUGHT YOU DIED" Zemo: and Zemo: he ate some bird seed Zemo: and.. Zemo: he fell off again Middy: .....xD Zemo: the end Zemo: he was stupid Zemo: xDD Middy: oh wow Zemo: it was hilarious
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All contributions by Zemo
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“Tear Your ****ing face...” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Zemo the Centaur” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Best collab ever” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Good friends will neve...” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Coco” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Hylian Undead: Zemo” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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“Earth Zemo” |
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Category: sketchbook |
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Uploaded pictures by Zemo
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