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Gender female
Birthdate August 14
Registered since April 19, 2008
Rank Regular User
Total segments in the gallery 2367K
Number of contributions 31
User information I AM ZEMO.

HAHA DONUTS.

Zemo: *slams face on airplane*



5+5=fishy


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NO U, O ME, YAH U.


Zemo: MAKE
Zemo: A
Zemo: FLYING
Zemo: UM......
Zemo: TRIANGLE
Zemo: YEH
Midna.: ...
Zemo: do that
Midna.: Zemo
Zemo: xDDD
Zemo: ..
Midna.: first pollution
Zemo: ?
Midna.: now a floating tryangle
Midna.: atiangle
Midna.: triauf8wjqg
Midna.: tiangle
Midna.: TRIANGLE
Zemo: FLORATING TRIANGLES ARE COOL THEY GO "FLOATY FLOATY FLOATY" IN TEH AIR
Zemo: ..
Zemo: FLAOTING
Zemo: FLOATING
Midna.: ..xDDD
Zemo: DO ET
Zemo: DOOOOO EEET
Midna.: huifehiuehqueqf
Zemo: IT'S A FLOATING TRIANGLE
Zemo: YOU CANNOT RESIST
Zemo: OOOOOOO
Midna.: yes I can
Zemo: oOoOooOoOooOoOOoO
Midna.: xD
Zemo: NOOO YOUOOOOOU CAAAAN
Zemo: T
Zemo: :dDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zemo: D
Midna.: *facepalm*
Midna.: xD
Zemo: WHOOOOO
Midna.: wtf xD
Zemo: ZEBRA *points to triangle*
Midna.: xD
Zemo: C:
Midna.: :3
Midna.: :3
Zemo: :3
Midna.: ;432wgfoig
Zemo: ..
Zemo: :#
Zemo: 3#
Zemo: 33##
Zemo: :#
Midna.: xDDDD
Zemo: :
Zemo: xDD
Midna.: xDD
Zemo: :D
Zemo: xDD
Midna.: xD
Zemo: *is now super happy about the triangle*
Midna.: wtf zemo xD
Zemo: xDDIT'S FLOATY FLOATY FLOATY
Midna.: xDDDDDD
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SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down

2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

9 don t use any punctuation

10. Sing along at the opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood

14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"

17. When you're in the elevator with other people, go real close with a goofy smile, and say something really gross about yourself. It dosn't even have to be true.

18. When you go into a public bathroom, go look into each stall till you get to the end, and do it over and over... if other people are there.

19. Finally, when you find a stall in the public bathroom, drop a marble into the toilet and scream "I DROPPED MY GLASS EYE!!"

20. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.
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And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..

So-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
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Zemo: ..dude
Zemo: yesterday
Zemo: morning
Zemo: there was a squirrel
Zemo: on our deck
Zemo: and
Zemo: I named it squirrely
Twili-chan: G2g D:
Zemo: an-D:
Twili-chan: Baiii *hugs all*
Zemo: *hugs* baii D:
Middy: k D: *hugs*
Middy: suirreluwwf
Middy: fail
Zemo: and an-yes
Zemo: and
Middy: squirrely
Armageddon: oh laterz
Zemo: it fell off our deck
Zemo: and
Zemo: it climbed back up
Zemo: and i screamed "SQUIRRELY I THOUGHT YOU DIED"
Zemo: and
Zemo: he ate some bird seed
Zemo: and..
Zemo: he fell off again
Middy: .....xD
Zemo: the end
Zemo: he was stupid
Zemo: xDD
Middy: oh wow
Zemo: it was hilarious

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