User Profile of Hasame
July 06, 1992
April 29, 2009
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Ember..: Yer jacked, yo.
Hasame: ...I'm jacked....wh.../googles
Ember..: .............. 8D
Hasame: 1. Verb: Past tense Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion. Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion. 2. Adjective Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.
Hasame: So either I've been stolen, or I'm suddenly muscle bound.
Hasame: /LIFTS UP THE COUCH.
Blaize: /shot for cheesy shit
Morghn chomps at cheesy shit
Hasame: i like cheddar
Blaize: Omg I wonder if that would actually taste good or bad >>
Hasame: the excrement of cheese...im not sure.
Coldfry: pepper jack
Hasame: brieee ;u;
Morghn: st môret
Hasame: damnit these CHEESES I DO NOT KNOW
Hasame: WHEN WILL I GET TO EAT THEM
Morghn: bûche de chêvre
Hasame: i hallucinate ERRY DAAAY
zaire: if only man
Hasame: lol waddya mean "if only"
zaire switched to the lobby.
FIRETRUCK.. whispers: If I went to Canada on a horse in shining armor would you trust me?
Hasame. whispers to FIRETRUCK..: ......yes. BC. i woudlnt even ask questions
FIRETRUCK.. whispers: LOLWUT
Hasame. whispers to FIRETRUCK..: I WOULDNT EVEN ASK QUESTIONS. I'D JUST HOP ON THE HORSE LIKE "BC."
Life: MANNNNN i have to take a shower
Life: not right now
Life: but I wish I did it earlier
Hasame: oh the torture
Life: the water
Life: so much
Life: man i could drown
Life: what if i drown
Life: in a shower
Paranoid. entered this board.
Hasame: im buried in pillows right now
Hasame: im like
Cali.: ok brb
Hasame: i am a face and an arm
kenwat: sounds legit unu
Hasame: i am a face and an arm.
Hasame: im the onceler.
kenwat: that's all you need
Hasame: amanda even has a thneed.
Hasame: BUT WHEN MILK ISNT THERE FOR ME
Hasame: /IM/ NOT GONNA BE THERE FOR THE MILK.
Hasame: BITCH NEEDS TO LEARN ITS PLACE.
Reiichi.: HAAHAH YOU'RE MAKING NO SENSE
[6:11:11 PM] Hasame: ...8C
[6:11:14 PM] Hasame: --omg he likes faceoff.
[6:11:16 PM] Hasame: I love faceoff.
[6:11:21 PM] Hasame: fuck off john thats ..thats mine and amanda's movie.
[6:11:33 PM] Jeshcar: why don't you like john? o:
[6:11:49 PM] Jeshcar: he's so kawaii i'm sorry can you tell i've been off from school for too long
[6:12:10 PM] Hasame: I have a weird perspective on John.
[6:12:12 PM] Hasame: Hes making me laugh.
[6:12:14 PM] Hasame: I am hating that
[6:12:18 PM] Hasame: that this is making me laugh
[6:12:19 PM] Hasame: therefore
[6:12:20 PM] Hasame: I hate john.
[6:12:24 PM] Jeshcar: ooooooh ok
[6:12:27 PM] Hasame: See?
[6:12:28 PM] Hasame: im a tsundere.
[6:12:29 PM] Jeshcar: yeah trust me at first I was like
[6:12:32 PM] Jeshcar: IVBHNsklnhjbnjdhgbsdnm
[6:12:36 PM] Hasame: This has been arising more and more lately.
[6:12:37 PM] Jeshcar: hhahaaj FINALLY
[6:12:39 PM] Jeshcar: FINALLY
[6:12:43 PM] Jeshcar: u admit it
[6:12:43 PM] Hasame: Im becoming aware of my tendencies.
[6:12:45 PM] Hasame: Fuck.
[6:12:45 PM] Hasame: Fuck off.
[6:12:46 PM] Jeshcar: i'm so hAPPY
[6:12:49 PM] Hasame: no. Shutup.
[6:12:52 PM] Hasame: get out of my face. I dont even care.
Boop: hey there delilah what’s it like in TH̛Ḙ̶̕ FĨ̵R̸̴Ḙ̶̕Y̨͜ DḘ̶̕PTH̛S͟ O̵͞F H̛Ḙ̶̕L͘͡L
I WANT TO KNOW HOW PEOPLE DO THIS
Fabu entered this board.
Hasame: LOOK WHOS FAB TODAY
Hasame: WHAT IS THIS
Hasame: I DONT GET A CUTE NICK NAME TOO
Hasame: THE FUCK IS THIS
Hasame: HERE I GO CALLING YOU DARN FABULOUS
Hasame: lol i dont know
Fabu: hahahahahah uvu is your nickname
Fabu: HAHAHAHAHA uvu
Hasame: OH DAMN
Hasame: NEVER SAW THAT COMING
Ulysses.: SHE SAID YOLO
Ulysses.: ITS FUNNY CAUSE SHES CUTE
Hasame: LO THATS TERRILBE
mestav2: It's sad cause shooting her won't kill BC
Hasame: -- HAHAHAHAHA
Hasame: IKR AAAHHH
Intimidation entered this board.
Hasame: OHGOD AH
Hasame: ITS SUDDENLY TEN TIMES FUNNIER
Bish: Neat dick I just ate
Bish-: WATER YOU TALKING ABOUT
Bish-: THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
Hasame: THATS WHAT
Bish: ty ;A; my internet box is all funny
Hasame: smack it and tell it no one understands its humour.
Hasame: then it wont be so funny anymore
Reiici. signed out.
Hasame: WE KILLED HER.
Hasame: THROUGH ROLEPLAY.
Hasame: ITS A DIRECT EXAMPLE AS TO HOW MUCH RP IMPACTS REAL LIFE.
Bish: SHE LOOKS CUTE WHATS WRONG WITH HER
Hasame: I DONT KNOW THIS KIND OFF TALK
Hasame: HOW DOES SOMEONE REASSURE THEYRE PROBABLY STILL GOOD AT SEX.
Hasame: ITS NOT NORMAL REASSURING
redsfg: thinkabout food
Hasame: I CANT GO "ITLL BE OKAY"---
Hasame: "IM SURE YOU'RE DELICIOUS- oh okay
Hasame: i see how it is.
Hasame: DONT YOU FUCKING START WITH ME
Hasame: DO NOT HONK AT ME LIKE YOU KNOW
Hasame: WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Hasame: i cant tke anyTHING SERIOUSL YNAMORE
Hasame: MY TYPOS KILL ME
Jx-47: my closets on fire gais
Jx-47 switched to the lobby.
Hasame: why cant i hold hold all these FEELS
Hasame: i dotn KNOW LIME MAN
Hasame: YOUR STUDDER MIGHT BE EXECUTING INTO YOUR MOBILITY
Hasame: THUS CAUSING YOU TO DROP THE LIME FLAVOURED FEELS
Reiichi.: sitting here eating a mixed variety of nuts--
Hasame: SAY IT AINT SO
Reiichi.: IT AINT SO
Reiichi.: i'm grazinh guys.
Reiichi.: stop me
Hasame: I STILL FEEL FULL FROM HOURS AGO AUGH
Reiichi.: Hand what are you doing. Hand stahp.
Mr-: should be sleeping actually
Mr-: i have to go to a picture appointment then go
Mr-: with my mom some
Hasame: I HAVE CLASS IN...3 HOURS...
Mr-: fuck yo couch
Hasame: ..OH BOY SO YOULL LOOK NICE AND REFRESHED
Mr-: ILL LOOK SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL
Hasame: PERKY AND BRIGHT LIFE
Hasame: YOU COULD ALMOST SAY
Hasame: SO FULL OF LIFE.
Bish: Okay listen
Bish: if you has
Hasame: IF YOU HAS
Bish: a big ass like
Bish: SHUT UP
Hasame: fuckin cheeseburger CATS
Hasame: iF YOU HAS A BIG ASS
Hasame: DIS BIG.
Hasame: --lol ill shut up
Bish: IF YOU HAD like
Bish: oh god whats an example
Bish: OKAY YOU HAVE A FLOWER RIGHT
Hasame: oh my god
Bish: A BIG ASS FLOWER
Hasame: its the bird and the bees
Hasame: okay go on
Bish: AND THEN THAT BIG ASS FLOWER
Hasame: im never going to let you finish
Bish: I JUST WANT A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
Bish: JUST SOME FUNNIES MAN
Hasame: YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEEVR MAN
Hasame: ILL GET YOU YOUR KNOCK K NOCK JOKE.
Hasame: KNOCK KNOCK
Bish: Okay C:
Bish: WHOS THERE
Hasame: NO WAIT
Hasame: I FUCKED ITUP
SmartCookie.: Hey Hasame
SmartCookie.: I heard you were voting for Obama this year
SmartCookie.: that true?
Hasame: im not american.
Hasame: so im not sure where the hell y'heard that
SmartCookie.: since when?
fgsdgsdfg: Since ever
Hasame: was born??
Life: wait no
Life: the cat you want to eat now ive only had for a year.
Life: the other one passed away :c
Hasame: I CANT TELL IF IM SAD THAT YOUR CAT DIED AND I DIDNT KNOW
Life: ...YAY KILLJOYS
Hasame: OR THAT I MISSED OUT ON A PERFECTLY GOOD MEAL;;
Back: .. /kissus Tap :l
Hasame: /touches Life's face haphazardly
Hasame: this would give you chilld cause my hands be freezing.
Back: im preg now
mestav2: powerful touch
Hasame: lol LOL WHAT-- OH
Hasame: I MEANT CHILLED
Hasame: IM NOT READY FOR THIS RESPONSIBILITY
Back: no it's okay mister's hungry anyways so
mestav2: Hasa touches you and your ovaries go BOOM
Hasame: oh ok c:
Back: WOW OKAY WELL SPIT MY DRINK ON THE SCREEN
Hasame: WOW I MEAN I KNOW IM AWESOME BUT YUNNO HAGH /SWIPE HAIR BACK
mestav2: Hasa sounds like Morgan Freeman
Hasame: headcanon right there.
Hasame: HEY GUYS.
Mayday.: HASA WB
mestav2: OH HEY
Mayday.: PERFECT TIMING LOL
mestav2: Talking about the devil
Hasame: ..oh lol.
Bish: Knock knock
Mayday.: WHO;S THERE
Bish: interrupting cow
Mayday.: INTERRUPTING COW WHO
Bish: Its not as great
Bish: on the internet
Hasame: ME SERENADING YOU.
Hasame: THE USUAL
Hasame: /FLOPS ON BED.
Life: WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN
Lalonde.: JULY 6
Lalonde.: SAME AS LAST YEAR
Life: Guys help I'm being an asshole and can't stop
Hasame: never stop
Hasame: no ok lol what
Life: I'm going to hide in this enormous box and not come out
Life: I DONT KNOW
Hasame: DOES THE PERSON DDESERVE YOUR ASSHOLERY?
Life: NO NOT REALLY
Hasame: OK UHM
waywards3 adds ducttape to box
Hasame: I DO NT KNOW
Life: ahfux i cantjfkdj ken dammmNNN UUUUUUUU *shakes fist*
Life: I like you ken, you're fun and interesting and nice
Life: where the fuck did that come from
Hasame: IT SLIPPED THROUGH THE ASSHOLE
Hasame: ...SHIT THAT CAME OUT WEIRD.
[11:08:05 PM] LL Cool J: I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO SET MY BOOBS ON FIRE
[11:01:54 PM] Life: it's such a kick to the nonballs man
[11:02:11 PM] Life: ill just grab my crotch and shout to the sky for my dreams to not leave me
[11:07:04 PM] Life: im terrible with giving boys tips
[11:07:16 PM] Life: i know more about how to get guys than how to get girls
[11:07:19 PM] Life: i know nothing about girls
[11:07:26 PM] Life: 'yeah go up to them... annnddd
[11:07:30 PM] Life: touch their butt
[11:07:33 PM] Life: idk try it
[11:07:36 PM] Life: 50/50'
[11:11:09 PM] Life: 'i really like this girl what do i do' 'wellllllll five years ago id say tell her you appreciate her and she's really pretty. but nowadays i guess just stand there and take your pants off. tell her she's a sex god. who the fuck knows anymore'
Hasame: and now im going to infect your board with my spit art
messy-: that's the only infection I'm always happy to get
Hasame: omg HAHAH
Hasame: i was gonna say my art is like an STD
Hasame: everyone has the risk of getting it, no one wants it once they have it
Hasame: so they pass it around
Hasame: ohmygod arent those amazing
Hasame: it blows my mind
Hasame: and i LOVE IT
Hasame: I love anything that blows my mind.
Hasame: also just
messy.: how about a highspeed bullet ?
Hasame: fractals are INFINITE
Hasame: -- well
Hasame: ive seen it a few times so i dont find it th--
Hasame: ohmygod i get it
khjkh: does anyone have any hints on how to keep yourself up
khjkh: i have a shitload of homework and cleaning to do before tommorow at 11:00 AM
Hasame: -- OH
Hasame: kneading my crotch
Hasame: stop it cat
Reason: ...cat, that's mine BC
Reason: I mean
Reason: stop it cat
messy-: you look like a bitch right there
Hasame: is this a good bitch or a bad bitch
Hasame: or a really really bad bitch /cracks whip
messy-: I don't know
[4:00:14 PM] LL Cool J: I'M
[4:00:15 PM] LL Cool J: SCREAMING
[4:00:21 PM] Ali Lynn: ...
[4:00:24 PM] Ali Lynn: NO DSKJGNDSFH
[4:00:27 PM] LL Cool J: ...SILENTLY THOUGH BECAUSE I'M IN THE LIBRARY
bISH: FuckEverything whispers: i shaved my public hair for you
bISH: who is this
Hasame: ohmygod my cat is staring me down.
bISH: Shes seen some shit
Shin: FuckEverything whispers: i will eat your children
Hasame: /info FuckEverything
Hasame: haha idfk
Hasame: i wish they wuld whisper sweet nothings in my face.
Hasame whispers to FuckEverything: hey now :c my friends are getting weird whispers from you
Hasame whispers to FuckEverything: wheres my weird whisper??
Hasame: Hasame whispers to FuckEverything: hey now :c my friends are getting weird whispers from youHasame whispers to FuckEverything: wheres my weird whisper??
FuckEverything whispers: Sorry I guess i missed you. Will you be the peanutbutter to my jelly?
Hasame whispers to FuckEverything: yes darling.
Hasame: FuckEverything whispers: Sorry I guess i missed you. Will you be the peanutbutter to my jelly?Hasame whispers to FuckEverything: yes darling.
Hasame: mine is beautiful. You guys suck.
messy.: How to kill Hasame ? Explain to her how Cloud storage works
Hasame: hHAHAHA WTF IS CLOUD STORAGE?
messy.: See ?
Hasame: EVE U STILL ALIVE.
Hasame whispers to Bish: gonan spam this bitch
Raymond. entered this board.
Hasame: E-hey sexy
CasualLove whispers: WOW was not expecting that to be you
CasualLove whispers: wit that name
Fuckme. whispers to CasualLove: the irony of this is
Fuckme. whispers to CasualLove: YOUR name
[5:11:55 AM] Hasame: kick him out of the drivers seat.
[5:12:16 AM] Emily: yeah but i'll start hitting orphans or some shit if i were to drive.
[5:12:24 AM] Hasame: who cares about orphans
[5:12:26 AM] Hasame: their parents didnt.
[5:12:28 AM] Hasame: /KNEESLAP
[5:12:32 AM] Emily: oh mY GOD
Shin-: omg leon looks like hes in one direction
Hasame: his hair certainly is going in one direction
Bish-: Im fucking dying
Bish-: Thats the funniest wittiest thing Ive ever seen you say
Hasame: /AUDIENCE LAUGHING
Raymond.: . .B)
Raymond.: -leans in-
Father.: /whispers in ear
Raymond.: o m g
mOTHER: "i gotta go to a meeting. SO I dont eat cake"
mOTHER: "lol ok mom
mOTHER: "so i dont punch you in the head when i see you eat cake"
Mayday.: --LMFAO WHAT
mOTHER: OHGOD OHGOD I CANT STOP LAUGHIG THAT WAS FIV EMINUTES AGO
mOTHER: IVE BEEN AKLAUGHING SFOR FIVE MINUTES
mOTHER: UGH IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM DROOLING
MotherMother: why are my oc's so fucking dorky.
MotherMother: help me mess
MotherMother: none of my ocs are cool
MotherMother: this kills the man.
mmmmesss: Define cool
MotherMother: ...................not my ocs.
Ezspie.: kissus everyone's butt
Ezspie. signed out.
Mother: ASK THE CUTIE
Mother: YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Shin: thats hasa
Mother: keeps reaching up and putting her paw on my breast
Mother: and im just
Mother: "/slowly looks down at her" "......../pulls paw away and looks away"
messy.: " Why won't this peasant bowand kiss my paw" is what she's thinking
Mr.Hatxman: You better do as the cat say..
Mr.Hatxman: They will rule the world one day you know...
Mother: i will rule her ass in the shower.
Mother: --wow that came out really weird.
Teacher. entered this board.
BadMother: NOW LISTEN HERE.
BadMother: MY SON HAS BEEN SAYING YOU'VE BEEN FAILING HIM IN ENGLISH??
Teacher. signed out.
BadMother: WHAT IS THIS, HE IS EXCEPTIONAL IN ENGLISH
BadMother: fuckin bitch.
[9:18:01 PM] Hameru: HEY FRICKER
[9:18:07 PM] Hameru: REMIND ME TO SEARCH FOR MY PANTS LATER
[9:18:09 PM] Seyiku: YEH?
[9:18:10 PM] Seyiku: OK
[9:18:39 PM] Hameru: thank
[9:18:45 PM] Seyiku: oh
[9:18:46 PM] Seyiku: OH
[9:18:47 PM] Seyiku: HEY JESS
[9:19:00 PM] Hameru: YEAH
[9:19:23 PM] Seyiku: SEARCH FOR YOUR PANTS LATER, K?
[9:19:59 PM] Hameru: ...
[9:20:01 PM] Hameru: u frick
[9:20:05 PM] Hameru: GO TO H*CK
Mother: if i dc one more time while youre still on brb
Mother: we gotta celar
Mother: clear* this is like over 1000kb
Mother: and my damn internet cant handle all that
KOF: ok, let's clear.
Mother: oh wbHEY DID YOU ALREADY DO IT
Mother: i was looking up the Boston Tea pArty cause i had no idea what it was
Mother: i guess you could say we're
Mother: IN THE CLEAR NOW
FooGriffy: Mother walks by... 'Are you drawing naked women?' // 'No mom, that's a goat/demon. Go get your glasses.'
You entered go away.
FooGriffy: THAT TIMING
Mother: ARE YOU DRAWING NAKED WOMEN???
Bish: Lol whos Peter Lweis
Mother: ohio based chairman of an insurance company or something
Bish: why is he sending skype requests
Life: /rubs face on Mother
Mother: /consumes Life
Mother: /in the kindest of manners
Life: /becomes eternal within
Mother: /becomes Mother of all Life
Mother: -HAS BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO MAKE THIS JOKE-
Life: MOTHER NATURE
Life: I can't feel my own ass
Mother: Here let me help.
Mother: I mean.
Life: You may touch it
Life: it's alright.
Mother: Okay that's precisely what I mean.
SANDMAN. entered this board.
Mother: BRING ME A DREAM
Mother: MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT IVE EVER SEEN
Mayday.: AH I WAS DOING THAT TE OTHER DAY
Mother: SPREAD HIM THE WORD THAT IM NOT A ROVER
Mayday.: IM WELL
Mother: AND TELL HIM THAT HIS LONESOME NIGHTS ARE OVERRRR
Mayday.: TWO MORE DAYS AND IM DONE WITH SCHOOL
Mother: IM SO ALONE
Mayday.: MR. SANDMAN
Mother: DONT HAVE NO BODY TO CALL MY OWN
Mother: PLEASE TURN ON YOUR MAGIC BEAM
Mother: MR. SANDMAN BRING ME A DREAAM
Mayday.: /sits on Hasame;s knee seductivly
Mother: got me a mAN
Mayday.: I heard you got no body to call your own
Mayday.: but bby
Mayday.: /hair flip
Mayday.: Imma cal you mine
Mother: why is your tumblr full of gay boys
Shin-: because thats how i roll
Shin-: should see my friends tho u n u
Mother: im gonna play a game
Mother: Find the female
Shin-: in my blog?
Shin-: dats easy
Mother: no shin
Mother: i Said female, not twink.
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